• Today in DayZ trolls: Bandits lying through their teeth
05.22.14

Today in DayZ trolls: Bandits lying through their teeth

Let this serve as a friendly public service announcement: never trust anyone in DayZ. That should be obvious, but in case it’s not, watch carefully as two dudes lie through their teeth to lure a far too naive dude to a bullet in the back of his head. The video, called Ultimate Deception, by YouTube user FuTaWuh, is indeed the ultimate deception. I’m taking this as further evidence that DayZ has ceased being a game and now exists solely as a mechanism for trolling, a digital fly tape that attracts all the trolls away from the rest of the Internet.