We here at Kill Screen have diligently pursued a "NO NECK BEARDS" policy for the homepage. That said, sometimes exceptions have to be made, especially when the neckbeard in question could change life as we know it.
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There are no easy words for what lies below, but we will try.
1. It is heroic to sacrifice sex for facial hair and by that standard this man is a hero.
2. Where does it fall on the chart of beard trustworthiness?