On the eve of E3 2012, the ground shook forebodingly, prefiguring next week's tidal wave of news:
-The Nintendo DS was almost called "City Boy."
-Castlevania: Lord of Shadows 2 revealed, shows off blood sucking hero.
-Microsoft rumored to be working on "Smart Glass" app to stream data from mobile phones and tablets to the Xbox 360.
-EverQuest 2 gets facial tracking to map player expressions onto their character.
-LEGO Lord of the Rings announced, offers definitive proof that god is dead.
Next week we succumb to the forces of nature as every videogame company in the world simultaneously reveal all their secrets.