Yes, the Angry Birds movie will probably be a Pixaresque CGI extravaganza, which will benefit from months if not years of pre-release eyerolling by exceeding extremely low expectations and will end up setting some box office records, if minor ones (say, biggest Tuesday opening featuring terrorist birds ever).
BUT! What if Rovio allows the unthinkable and extremely brave and casts a live-action version of the beloved casual game. Here are our suggestions for the SOARING roles.
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